FC Barcelona News

Maxwell:
Hey, my name is Maxwell, I`m the new signing. I’m a left back and I come from Inter.
Messi:
Sir, sir, will you take care of me from now on? I miss Sylvinho…
(Source golsud.com)

Casillas and Henry commenting transfers

Casillas:
I’m happy that Eto’o has left, because he was a nightmare for me.
Henry:
We at Barça on the other hand, are totally devastated with the departure of Salgado because he was an easy victim for us.
(Source: Sport.es)

Guti:
First, Ronaldo says he doesn’t like the clubbing in Madrid…
The other day, I heard that Salgado will leave us, so I have few buddies left here…
And yesterday, they sign Xabi Alonso… Where the hell will I play now?
Aaayyyy…
(Source: golsud.com)

* A ‘memori’ of the ‘doctoris’ of Inter *
Ibrahimovic:
I`ll never forget Inter…
But the ones I will always remember with “much affection” will be the doctors who told me that the thing with my hand was only a little bang.
(Source:Sport.es)

Messi:
Ibra is a huge beast of almost two metres…
But when it comes to wages, I am the Yao Ming of the squad.
(Source: Sport.es)

SPORT: Ibra has 11 tattoos
Iniesta:
I’m not the player that has tattoos.
But one day in Fuentealbilla I once put on a sticker with Tigatron from Transformers.
(Source: Sport.es)

- Why are the transfers of Madrid imperialistic and ours not?
Laporta:
Well… Hm….
We had some needs.
They want to sell shirts.
We’re Barca and they are Madrid.
Florentino… The Caixa bank…
(Source: golsud.com)

FC Barcelona signings don´t worry me…. as long as they don´t get someone with better abs than me.
(Source: Sport.es)

Eto: Will someone change that music! I’m fed up with that Coldplay!
(Source: golsud.com)

“One, two, three” in Real Madrid and Barca interpretations.
(Source: Sport.es)